Lighter
With your command of the inner workings of conspiracy theory,
You and I must begin an illustrated blog at wonce.
you can be in charge of spelling, research and web master.
We can take on the Bilgeburgers, the Cock Bros., why tin foil no longer works, Acorn's secret abortion to food snack industry and other secret need to know basis only stories.

When the page is opened I can hear our theme song now...

" expo-say can you see.. any conspiracy.
how the n***** and Ho's take away our country
and the Rockettes red glare
with the stars in their hair
gave flu to the knights
who say NI and don't care
oh say can Obama care get funded
and will our government stay shut down...
For Ayn Rand's conspiracy
and the gnome of the rave.




jeeze its late, g'nite.