You are just genius, Conc. A woman and a chef! You MUST join the Holy Trinity. When Messiah M gets back we will put it to the vote. You would be just perfect for making the tea at the bingo sessions.

I must admit to coming from t'other side o't'pennines where we do have multiple condiments to experiment with. But I can't say too much coz I have just emigrated to North Yorkshire where I am on a mission to teach the locals how to serve black peas. (Vinegar, salt and white pepper) and make proper black puddings.

No syndrome here BTW. I just am a small man. Just as you do not have an inferiority complex:-)

Hakuna Matata

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