"Late Divorce"

An old couple goes into court for a divorce.
The judge says to them, "I don't understand.
Ted, you're 84 years old, and your wife is 82.
You've been married for sixty years. Why do
you want a divorce now?"

The husband said, "We wanted to wait until
the children were dead!"

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"Predicting The Future?"

Fellow 1 : "Now my grandfather, he knew the
exact day of the year that he was going to die.
It was the right year too. Not only that, but he
knew what time he would die that day, and
he was right about that too."

Fellow 2 : "Wow, that's Incredible. How did he
know all of that?"

Fellow 1 : "A judge told him."