A Doctor Writes:

Dear Roger

You appear to be suffering from Xmassic-Stress (XS)
for which the only known cure is restraint and fasting.

I suggest you lock yourself in the reprographics centre until either:

A) The photocopier toner looks edible
OR
B) Easter

AndyG

PS
Really ? Flashing Santa earrings ?
Dearie dearie me !