Murray, I'm completely on your side in this matter. People just don't understand the implications of this song. The poor man was incapacitated, and those women took advantage of him. It was almost an act of - dare I say it? No I dare not. It was an act of taking advantage of him. But they lifted the tartan veil and touched his well-formed, enormous shaft of throbbing, passionate ecstasy... ahem. His private parts. Part. They tied a ribbon on it to mock him! And then, the poor man was portrayed as being so ignorant, he didn't even realize he should feel degraded by this act! And we laugh at this song!!!