I'm "trying to remember" that campaign song for Alfred E. Neuman.
This is what I have (thanks to those who posted some verses!)
To the tune of "Try to Remember"
Try to remember this coming to vote for Neuman, vote for Neuman Change your direction, don't look for perfection and vote for Neuman, vote for Neuman.
Alfred E. Neuman, though slightly sub-human will win just like Truman did from Missouri. Back today and the country can say "What, Me Worry?"
Kennedy voters and Nixon promoters will vote for Neuman, vote for Neuman. Humphrey crusaders and Lindsay paraders will vote for Neuman, vote for Neuman.
Alfred E. Neuman, with brain of albumen will win just like Truman did from Missouri. Back and then we can say once again "What, Me Worry?"