You know, I used to introduce a mate on stage as the artist formally known as a crock of shit. Lost contact with him. Mind you, he is eloquent and can spell so I won't get excited.

Keith. I have yet to hear a vicar say God didn't create the heavens and earth. Christians speak of truth when referring to their big book of tales.

If you are embarrassed by that, take it up with the men in pointy hats. I can't help you I'm afraid.

pete. Have you heard of the whole of the Anglican movement not believing in the creation? Keith does claim to check his facts after all.