Bugger hell fire. Sweltering heat already where I am. Mind you, Saturday teatime I shall be landing in Blighty and the temperature seems nice and cool.

Anyway. Where does it say anywhere that Christians don't sneer? What makes a Christian? You claim you are. pete claims he is. Yet you fundamentally disagree on what Christians are supposed to represent or indeed believe in?

What good is a religion that accepts money from people who believe what the Bible says but accepts membership from people who reckon they are too clever? Christians shit on the bog as often as I do.   "Christians do this, Christians don't do that. Churches follow the advice for consumers as per their website. "

Do Christians send money to African thugs to get them elected on capital punishment for gays tickets? Christians do that. Do Christians murder doctors and nurses working in abortion clinics? Christians do that. Do Christians organise book burnings of the Q'ran? Christians do that just to get a reaction.

So. .. is it a broad church or is there a book of Keith they have to agree to before they fit your description?

And what about the good bits? The chaplains I support in my work. The selfless peoplewho use the opportunities their church offers to help others. If they think God created the world in 7 days, aren't they Christians then?

We are getting to the bottom of this now. Your arrogance is breathtaking. All the worse for trying and failing to come over as reasonable.

Oy! Co Messiah and associated gnome! I reckon we have found our ideal ambassador to God bothering movements. He moves in mysterious ways and doesn't recognise religion. I suggest we offer him a decent bung? How much is there in the bingo slush fund?