"You Must Get Better Marks!"

The little boy wasn't getting good marks
in school. One day he made the teacher
quite surprised. He tapped her on the
shoulder and said...

"I don't want to scare you, but my daddy
says if I don't get better grades.... somebody
is going to get a spanking...."

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"My Dad's Richer Than Your Dad!"

Two boys were arguing about whose Dad was
richer.

FIRST BOY: "My Father is so rich he's going
to buy the Pacific Ocean."

SECOND BOY: "So, if you don't shut up, I'll
tell my Father not to sell it."