Musket, how stupid of me to think that you could be fobbed off with neo-gothic stuff; of course you deserve a genuine gothic church building, with all bells and whistles. There are unused ones for rent as well.

Now for the crucial point - the clergy person. Have I understood you correctly that you want them to be genuine as well, in particular Christian believers, but their words not to be listened to? Why that? If you wish religion to disappear, why would you finance its functionaries? (... if not for the trollish pleasure to see them corrupted, which would turn the solemn celebration to its opposite?) What is silly about what you call the rather silly "alternatives without God" people - assuming they could offer the style you prefer, Bach and all?