It'll never happen, Don.

There are some scenarios need considering here
1. It is a troll, in which case an idiot
2. It genuinely believes the postings, in which case an idiot
3. Thinks it will fool someone, in which case an idiot
4. Genuinely has done all these things but chooses to come across as an idiot, in which case successful or
5. Is an idiot

Whichever it is you are on a loser asking for sensible things like that. Just laugh at it and enjoy the show.

:D