Gmometic: pardon me, but you have obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit..

Absolutely not, dear Conc. If you was to tell me you DID give a shit I would not believe a word of it. In fact, if you were to tell me it was Tuesday I would have severe doubts. Tell you what I will do, since you seem to have communication issues, I will make it easy for you to understand.

I believe that every claim you have made on here is untrue. Let us go through a few of the more extreme.

1. You are intelligent.
2. You care about other people.
3. You were a vice-Admiral in the Tanzanian navy.
4. You are ordained.
5. You chaired a meeting in Brussels.
6. You have 2 masters degrees from Oxford.

There are a shed load of others but I think you may get the gist. I really do know that you could not care less but, just to prove what a phoney I am, how about you substantiate any single claim that you have made with some sort of evidence.

We all know that you are talking bollocks. We know that you know that you are talking bollocks. I, for one, am unsure of your motives in telling such ridiculous tales but, as I said before, it does amuse me. So please carry on with the charade for as long as you like. I will tire of it eventually but I am sure you will realise that we are all taking the piss before that.

Or maybe not?

:D