The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3567092
Posted By: Pete Jennings
15-Oct-13 - 11:09 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Hey, gnu, you're needed over here in lil'ol' England, Penkridge in Staffordshire to be precisional.
Yep, we got oursells a PHANTOM BREAD SPREADER!
Walks along the canal early every morning from Otherton Lock to Princefield Bridge spreading loadsa bread - about two slices every few steps. For the ducks apparently, but the shithead don't realise that the ducks are smart enough not to eat anything that ain't in the water so the bread lies there goin' mouldy and attractin' rats and gettin' ate by dogs (canal's a fave place for doggie walkin'). Trouble is, pooches ain't born to eat bread an' causes them all sortsa problems - ours has seborrhoea, another has diarrhoea - an' they're right miserable cos of it an' them vets ain't cheap.
Git your gun an' get over here pronto!