The blonde went into the library, walked up to the desk, and said, "Please, I would like a double cheeseburger without onions, regular fries, and a cola with ice and lemon."

"Madam," said the library clerk looking at her in amazement, "this is a library!"

"Oh, I'm sorry," she said, dropping her voice to the faintest of whispers. "I'd like a double cheeseburger..."

~M~