The marked difference between Brother Gnome and I is that I can tell you that it is raining a few milliseconds before he can. Also, being a slap head, I can comment accurately on the pitch, temperature and wind adjustment of said rain.

I keep telling you. People like the idea of a church being there for family social occasions. The reason being tradition, nostalgia and for many, harking back to innocence when you actually believed what you were told as it is hardwired in children to trust adults.

The snag is, many priests have misinterpreted the phrase "suffer the children. "