The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3567462
Posted By: Rapparee
16-Oct-13 - 11:06 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Outside my backyard is a golf course. When we moved here I was all set, but my wife told me I couldn't shoot golf even if I only used a 20 gauge. Well, what she said was, "You shoot it, you eat it" and them golfs are all hard on the outside, tough to peel, stringy and stretchy on the inside, and taste like rubber. So I didn't and now the population has gone out of control and there ain't enough natural feed and sometimes a dog or a kid won't come home after a stroll on the golf course. They ain't attacked an adult yet, but I expect some of the older folks better start worrying, what with winter coming on.