I typed colander but the phone thought I was daft. I googled and it reckoned cullender. I wasn't happy but cross Google and your credit rating can lower.

So. .. on this and possibly this alone, I bow to Michael and retract my spelling as he is far better at use of language than I am.

Ok. I can swear better than he can and some of his posts are. .. well we'll not go there.

But he can spell.

Although he knows fook all about pastafarianism. Incidentally, a couple of years ago, I had to complete a monitoring form which asked my religion. As the nearest to not applicable was "atheist" and my refusal to be associated with the term I quickly did a search, found the noodles and signed up.

Then I proudly wrote it in the "other" box.

So I suppose I am a member of s religion other than Sheffield Wednesday. Scary thought. ...