Off topic, but a funny thing happened at our session last Thursday.
A bloke with a guitar and a lady in tow came in and looked around.
He angrily said "too crowded" and started to leave.
We all encouraged him to stay and made room, but he snapped, "I came to play not listen" and went.

Apparently he had been at the previous meeting and done two tunes.
"Adequate" someone said.