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Thread #67712   Message #3569463
Posted By: Jim Dixon
23-Oct-13 - 11:53 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Rogaine (parody of 'Cocaine')
Subject: Lyr Add: ROGAINE (Vince Vance & the Valiants)
I have omitted some spoken patter from this transcription:

ROGAINE
As recorded by Vince Vance & the Valiants on "Tamale Wagon" (1998)

If you'd rather be dead than to have a bald head – Rogaine
New hair can be grown on your shiny chrome dome – Rogaine
We don't lie; we don't lie; you should try – Rogaine

If your face is all red 'cause you're called melon-head – Rogaine
You won't need a rug if you use this drug – Rogaine
We don't lie; we don't lie; you should try – Rogaine

If you're gettin' all stressed 'cause your head is undressed – Rogaine
No more hair in the sink; get a head like a bink(?) – Rogaine
We don't lie; we don't lie; you should try – Rogaine
We don't lie; we don't lie; you should try – Rogaine