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Thread #67712   Message #3569465
Posted By: Jim Dixon
24-Oct-13 - 12:07 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Rogaine (parody of 'Cocaine')
Subject: Lyr Add: ROGAINE (David Petete)
ROGAINE
As recorded by David Petete on "The Off White Album" (2013)

When your hair's fallin' out, don't scream and shout – Rogaine
No need to cry when your hair says bye-bye – Rogaine
It's all right; it's all right; it's all right – Rogaine

When your hair disappears then grows out your ears – Rogaine
When the protein you lack grows wild on your back – Rogaine
It's all right; it's all right; it's all right – Rogaine

When your family tree is as bald as can be – Rogaine
What can you say? You've got bad DNA – Rogaine
It's all right; it's all right; it's all right – Rogaine

When you use your comb and nobody's home – Rogaine
When Mother Nature's forgotten to cover your noggin – Rogaine
It's all right; it's all right; it's all right – Rogaine
It's all right; it's all right; it's all right – Rogaine