soi-di•sant (swa diˈzɑ̃)

adj. French.
1. calling oneself thus; self-styled.
2. so-called or pretended.

Adj.        1.        soi-disant - as claimed by and for yourself often without justification; "the self-styled `doctor' has no degree of any kind"

Seek and ye shall find google... :-)

I think you are pretty self-styled, Al, but not pretend at all so you are only part way there!

Cheers

DtG