Well fuck me, I've heard it all now - a bloody owls fan claiming to be 'rational' and 'normal'!

I've got news for you Muskrat - you're the one who's delusional round here. And at least the religious ones amongst us have actually got a friend, even if he's 'imaginary' - nobody wants to be an Owls supporter's friend, even an 'imaginary' one (except maybe another abnormal, irrational, delusional Owls fan).