Don't do Hallow Een no more. Too many "non-kids" come 'round or are trucked in from all over town. If I did I'd rig a trip wire and steal their candy...or use a hologram to provide a REAL ghost to answer the doorbell...or rig Pepper's Ghost...or do anyone of several things.

As for Mr. Amos, I think that it's wonderful that your duck sings like Paul Robeson -- a bass canard. Or is it part fish -- a bass canard? Or do you use the QEII for the game of tag, a base Cunard? (I can continue to assist you in losing your breakfast.)