". . . designed to gather your most intimate details such as social security number, annual salary, place of employment, immigration status, military background, criminal history, physical place of residence, bank account numbers and much more."

Songwronger's sources for these Revelations? B.S., M.S., PhD, as indicated above.

Here's a news flash, Songwronger:   if you've ever filed an income tax return, the Dreaded Government already has most of this information. Military background and criminal history are also a matter of public record.

If you feel like running around in circles, screaming in terror, and pulling your hair out—well, I suppose that's good exercise. But try not to wake the neighbors. They could get a bit cranky with your gyrations.

Don Firth