Precisely, Joe - the Millennium Man. And the daft thing is, everybody who has been arguing so ferociously about it clearly agrees with that ( leaving aside one who later said he didn't mean to be taken seriously).

But that's the Mudcat for you. We could have an impassioned debate about whether   Humpty Dumpty was free range or not, and what the implications of that might be the the global economy and the future of Morris dancing.

And I half expect to find I've ignited such a debate by saying that...