The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3570272
Posted By: gnu
26-Oct-13 - 12:31 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Rifle? No. Coat hanger, one a them there long elastics, roll of solder and the proper tools. Ya can put a dent in an aluminum storm door at over 60 feet. Of course, yer old man's shoe can subsequently put a dent in yer arse too. Silence. The only thing ya hear is a crow exclaim, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"

They have been infesting the city over the past 6 years. I don't mind them so much even tho they caw incesantly at dawn. But, they have driven out the Ruby Throated Hummingbirds soooo, come spring, they shall fear the name of Garryowen in Glory. Nobirdy fucks with my Hbirds.

If anyone wants the plans and specs for the deadly weapon, lemmie know. Just make sure ya wear eye protection if ya use one. (Same goes for that cheap 22 ammo from Mexico. Got a breech blowback from a 94-22R years ago when a casing split and that required wearing my first seeing assistance device.