Steve, would you like to report me as well? Or send me a letter bomb? How brave of you!

Silly, neurotic and offensive (I'm just about the least violent person on the planet, and anyone who's gonna argue with that gets a bunch of fives yeah?). As I don't take offence, let's just leave it at silly and neurotic.

My favourite scene from Fawlty Towers:

Much-provoked spoons salesman (Bernard Cribbins), after having decked Basil: I'm not a violent man, Mr Fawlty..."

Basil (muffled voice from floor behind reception desk): Oh yes you are...!"