"As for you, Ebbie, if we do the math, we see that they get paid for four hours, from seven to eleven, when they prepare the MOW food,and they don't get paid for the time they spend feeding you (and I am guessing that you are getting MOW food,and probably not paying much for it). So to be fair to the kitchen folks, would you like to start paying more for you meals? Or would you like to go without your meals so that they don't have to work those unpaid hours anymore?" Guest/Stim

You are making a number of faulty assumptions, Stim.

* No, I do not get MOW (? Meals on Wheels?). I am not frail.
I don't know what or if people who do get it pay for it. I am glad there is such a program.

* I have eaten in the dining hall perhaps five times since I have lived here. I always pay.

* * Mostly, I object to the snarkiness of your last sentence.