Allan, hence my song about Prince Charles:

Chorus: Oh it is the greatest mix-up that I have ever seen,
His father is a German and his mother is a Queen!

He is the Prince of Wales although he's England's future King,
And his Granny is the daughter of a Scotchman's Highland Fling!
His Aunt in Holland is a niece of Norway's Royal pair,
And if they all died in their beds he'd be the Belgian heir!

His father's mother came from Greece, his aunt's Bavarian,
Himself, he wears the tartan of the Royal Stuart Clan;
His second cousin's Danish, at least that's what he thinks,
For surely Queen Victoria must be the missing link!

Chorus: Oh it is the greatest mix-up that I have ever seen,
His father is a German and his mother is a Queen!

His mother she is English now, or Scottish in Killin,
Canadian in Canada and German in Berlin!
His cousin's niece is Swedish and his uncle's wife is Greek,
And he himself must surely be an international freak!

King Billy was a Dutchman and King Jamie was a Scot,
But the Prince of Wales just doesn't know if he is here or not!
Our king won't come from London Town, nor yet from Donegal,
Nor will he be from Scotland for we'll have no king at all !!

Chorus: Oh it is the greatest mix-up that I have ever seen,
His father is a German and his mother is a Queen!

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