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Thread #19750   Message #3571783
Posted By: GUEST
31-Oct-13 - 03:31 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Bawdy:A Soldier went to war...
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Bawdy:A Soldier went to war...
Arsehole, arsehole, a soldier I shall be
Too pissed, too pissed, two pistols on my knee
Fuck you, fuck you, for curiosity
I will fight for the old cunt, for the old cunt, for the old country

Her ass, her ass, harass them in the dark
Eat shit, eat shit, each hit will find its mark
A whore, a whore, a horse shall carry me
As I fight for the old cunt, for the old cunt, for the old country

I'm sure, I'm sure, there was another verse
I know, I know, that it got rather worse
Fuck off, fuck off, for coffee and cigars
We'll get back on the old whore, on the old whore, on the old horse-cart.

As traditionally sung by my home town's amateur dramatics society, who get rather sick of spending whole weeks being age-appropriate for seven year olds.