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Thread #59418   Message #3572262
Posted By: gnu
02-Nov-13 - 03:20 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
AHA! I just figured it out! Aunt Annabelle's real name was Jessie Isabel Little and the false name is actually Anna Belle Owens and her mother was Dianah Agnes Paschall (Pascal is the "proper" spelling but the census taker didn't get it right). I always knew... "which one of these is not like the others"... but never had the tools to research what I heard from my old man and uncle just before they died. She was crazy as a bag a yer hammers. Not at all like her sisters. I liked her the bestest. Lillian was cool but Annabelle was off the charts. She'd say stuff that NONE of the snooty Owens sisters would even think. I'll never forget my two week stay in Dartmouth when I was 14. The moon landing, the yappy little dog, the cherry tree, the little plastic telescopic rig with the pic of the naked lady with the BIG tits. She produced it and said, "Someone left this at the grocery store checkout where I work. I don't know what it is but it looks a toy." and handed it to me. I looked and I IMMEDIATELY RACED to my room in the back of the garage. When I finally emerged, she asked "What do ya think of the milk jugs on that?" I blushed profusely and stared at the ground in shame. She said, "Don't worry. I won't tell anyone. Just don't wear out your pecker until you get your hands on some real jugs. Now, go pick berries for dessert." and she went to the kitchen to cook. I was dumbfounded. I was as awestruck by her as I was by my new toy.