Forgot to log in as gnu. >;-)

SRS... thanks. The real ones are the best. I have a relative that is HUGE. Years ago, we had a fete for a marriage anniversary. Annabelle was introduced and she asked, "What have you been eating? Everything?" Nobody laughed but Annabelle and small children. She would say anything. Some thought she was truly just not right in the head but I have never met anyone happier.

I was dating a lass living in Lunenburg, NS while working airport construction in Atlantic Canada. I had a job in Halifax for a few weeks. She came and stayed with me at the Airport Hotel on weekends. I called Annabelle and arranged a visit with her. Peggy he was a tall lass, built like a brick shithouse but quite slim. Annabelle looked her up and down when I introduced them... "Kinda skinny but I'm sure Gary can fatten you up. Just make sure he gives you a big diamond first. You know the Irish." and she laughed that laugh. I laughed. Peggy was mortified for a few seconds but realized just who Annabelle was and laughed as well. Annabelle then said, "I'm glad you are here. There's something up in the cherry tree. It's scaring the birds. Climb up and get it down for me." Seriously... no shit... lacy pink panties. Brand new lacy pink panties with the price tag still attached. She says, "Oh my. Now how did those get in my cherry tree? Here, Peggy, you might have a use for these. My husband Bill died last year. They wouldn't fit anyway." and, yes, she laughed. Told ya... bag a hammers crazy. I miss her.