Oi Dave, I've made a concerted effort to talk real bollocks over the last few days and I've even got Snail talking frank bollocks as well (or, more accurately, even franker bollocks). Pete talks utter brainless bollocks about everything he turns what passes for his mind to and bonkers conkers talks bollocks about nothing at all (though admittedly he talks colourful bollocks, and by that I don't mean colourful as in my own personal tackle the day after my vasectomy). Achy Tony talks nothing but illiberal bollocks as we all know. I suspect that, in bemoaning the lack of bollocks-talk around here, you are actually subconsciously lamenting the absence of Wacko, the archetypal King Bollocks. And I hope this post will, temporarily at least, satisfy your yearning for bollox-talk, because it's full of it. Hope this helps!