These are the lyrics that I still sing, from a "Yetties" vinyl album.

Some of them have a bit of licence attach to them, which makes them scan & rhyme. I hope they help. Best...Dave

I TOUCHED HER ON THE TOE                The Yetties

I touched her on the toe, that's my share,
That's my toe-a-knack & you can play there.

Toe-a-knack a trip-er-up, I love my dear,
The more I loved, my knicker drawed near.

I touched on the knee, that's my share,
That's my knee-a-knack & you can...etc

Knee-a knack a toe-a-trip, I love my dear, the more I loved...etc

I touched her on the thigh, that's...etc
That's my thigh-a-thack & you can...etc

Thigh-a-thack a knee-a-knack, a toe-a-trip, I loved...etc

I touched her on the whoo...(draw breath in), that's my share,
That's my funny thing & you can...etc.

Funny thing a thigh-a-thack...etc

I touched her on the navel, that's...etc.
That's my navel-string & you can...etc.

Navvel-string, a funny thing, a thigh-a-thack...etc

I touched her on the chest, that's...etc
That's my breast-plate & you can...etc

Breast-plate, navvel-string, a funny thing, a thigh-a thack...etc

I touched her on the chin, that's...etc.
That's my chin-er-chops & you can...etc.
Chin-er-chops, breast-plate, Navvel string, a funny thing...etc

I touched her on the snout, that's...etc.
That's my snotter-box & you can...etc.
Snotter-box, chin-er-chops, breast plate, navel string...etc.

I touched her on the eyes, that's...etc.
That's my lookers-out & you can play there.

Lookers-out, snotter-box, chin-er-chops, breast-plate...etc.

I touched her on the hair, that's...etc
That's my louse-trap & you can...etc

Louse-trap, lookers-out, snotter-box, chin-er-chops, breast-plate, navel-string, a funny thing, a thigh-a-thack a knee-a-knack, a toe-a-trip, I loved my dear. The more I loved my knicker drawed near.