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Thread #115819   Message #3573059
Posted By: GUEST,Liz
05-Nov-13 - 12:00 PM
Thread Name: ADD: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue)
Subject: RE: req: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue)
Hast ya seen ah Sal's noo bonnit
It's such an emourmous 'at
It's got a wreeth o roses on it
And a fither rit dahn bac
Ah Sal went t' Church one mornin
All the fauks stood up and stared
The parson sed 'This is a place of worship ma lass, not a flower show'
Ah Sal was up in a minnit
Ready t'swallow church and all fauks innit
'Parson' she sed 'yo've a bald 'ed, nawt on it and nawt innit'
'Wud ya like a wreeth o roses from ma noo bonnit'