Hast ya seen ah Sal's noo bonnit It's such an emourmous 'at It's got a wreeth o roses on it And a fither rit dahn bac Ah Sal went t' Church one mornin All the fauks stood up and stared The parson sed 'This is a place of worship ma lass, not a flower show' Ah Sal was up in a minnit Ready t'swallow church and all fauks innit 'Parson' she sed 'yo've a bald 'ed, nawt on it and nawt innit' 'Wud ya like a wreeth o roses from ma noo bonnit'