"Am I the only person who is getting completely PXXXED off with having to book these ruddy festival dates so far in advance you need a blood line to Nostradamus, a book of astrology and a life long membership of the golden dawn to go to one?

Folk and festival are MEANT TO BE SPONTANEOUS out pouring of emotion and human spirit not a blandly channelled and corporate procession of the mediocre and tedious! Stuff your damn festival where the sun don't shine (Derbyshire in the summertime a good place to start) "

What a truly bizarre post!