or should that be wear?

Wear what Conc? We are not confused by our native tongue yet again are we? Should it be, maybe, were? Or where? Or Whatthefuck?

You really are getting tedious again, I'm afraid. Your only original contribution has been ginger bum cake, or whatever it was. Cut and Paste is definitely passe and you need to get a grip.

Oh, sorry, you obviously have got a grip. Just make sure you don't splash on the keyboard again.

:D