The moon shone on the village green
It also shone on Nell
Was she waiting for her lover?
Was she bloody hell!

It also shone on dirty Dick
The captain of a lugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
The dirty minded bugger!

He took her to wayside Inn
That wasn't very lawful
And when he took his trousers down
The stink was bloody awful

He laid her on a velvet couch
her tits as black as charcoal
he fucked her till her cunt was green
and sparks flew out of her arsehole.

That's all I remember from about 1961/2, although there might have been another verse between 3 and 4.   I was about 12 years old and I heard this from a young lady (yes)who was a pupil at a very exclusive girls' school in Cold Ash, Berkshire. Thanks, Hilary, hope you're reading this!! By the way, my Mum found this in my bedroom and was NOT amused. (I bet she had a good laugh, though.)