Steady on shaw!!!! calling a superior officer a twat constitutes gross misconduct.

No toadying intended; I just made a dreadful mistake (unlike me)..I fecked up!! I trusted you..wont happen again.

No score I am afraid..stick lipstick on a pig and he is still a pig may have done it,

However, it must come a as a great disappointment to you, but as well from being a phony..you aint very funny.

Well you know what happens to unfunny phony's..yes!!!.. that's right!!Back to the thumb up bum game with added crayons.

Now just in case you have forgot the rules, follow these instructions and take three times a day:

1. take box of crayons
2. start placing them very carefully up your bum
3. now carefully insert thumb up bum.
4. start dribbling out of the corner of your mouth
5. repeat after me "I am a judgmental, patronising, woosy, ginger cake inhabitant,centrist phony"

Now doesn't that feel better, fraud?