Hells Bells that sounds a bargain!

Chainsaw and a few wood-burners for winter.

What about water and sewage?

Couple of big diesel gennies for electricity.

Some nice big diesel 4-wheel-drives to get there - maybe a tanker to haul diesel in.

Growing ground for vegetables?

Probably lots of local hunters/trappers happy to sell meat.

You might even get me to the USA for that!

What's it like for forest fires?