Hamish. Long time no see. Waz new?

Rap... you can fix BRAKES? I have a Ford F150. When can I bring it in? I'll need a ride back to the office and subsequent return ride in yer Customer Courtesy Van, tho. Wait a minute! If you could fix Ford brakes, ya wouldn't have the time ta be postin at Mudcat. I think yer ly... stretchin the truth just a wee tad here eh? Hmmmmm?