ART! Buddy! No!! Listen, you can work through this. All Is Not Lost!! Life really IS worth living! Don't do that to yourself!! A Bud Light if you must, but never a Coors Light!! If you do that you're throwing everything away! Everything!! Santa might even put you on the "Naughty" list!

Come on, I'll get you to Group. Yeah, I'm in it too. The I-Haven't-Heard-From-My-Secret-Santa Group, or the IHHFMSS Group. Yeah, coffee's okay. So's hard liquor. But none of that...you-know-what. No CL. That'll rot your tubes.