The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #152845   Message #3576285
Posted By: gnu
16-Nov-13 - 01:10 PM
Thread Name: BS: My annual blow job
Subject: RE: BS: My annual blow job
I hire out my winter blow jobs at $750, tax in, for the season. It's a double blow job and I get as many blow jobs as I need. As soon as there are four inches, the blow jobs start. The little red tractor "follows" the City ploughs so I can usually get in/out of my driveway within a reasonable amount of time after the plough goes by. I have the cell number if I need an emergecy blow job. Of course, I have my own snowblower so I can blow it myself if I need to and, of course, I have to finish up the job in any case because the big equipment can't access tight areas. Got me a Honda with a hydrostatic tranny so I can take it as slow as I want... which is getting slower and slower as I age. It blows 65 tonnes/hr and that is one big load! Pic of my blower.

I figure $750 is a good price. I wasn't gettin blown until a while back when my back was still good. Now, I can just settle back and relax and let someone else do it. I mean, with my arthritis, I just can't blow anything this big.