tut! tut! shaw, you know the more you rant the more ridiculous you sound..do you really expect anyone to take you seriously when you are engaging with a self admitted troll?

I believe you are fantasying and been turned on by the thought of my unwashed, chocolate-smothered, fish-scented orifices.

You have now added perversion and pornography to your other pseudo horticultural, ginger cake inhabited,centrist, pseudo academic pretensions.

Quite frankly, you have gone past the crayons stage..time to move on to the Vaseline and rubber bag lady..will that float yer boat ducky?