cant you see phony, it is ME that is taking the piss out of you lot?

This sounds suspiciously like a desperate appeal (which we've heard several times now) to a congregation that won't wake up. Lemme tell you summat, bonkers conkers. To successfully take the piss out of people, the supposed targets must come to realise that they've had the piss taken out of them and everyone observing must come to realise that a successful piss-take has been executed. You fail epically on both counts. Try something different!