The REAL song that 6th graders sang as they jumped rope goes

I wish I was a fascinating lady
with a past that's fast
And future that is shady
and I'd sleep all day
and work all night
and live in a house
with a little red light.

Once a month
I'd take a short vacation
and drive my customers wild.
I wish I was a fascinating lady
with an illegitimate child!

Needless to say it wasn't sung around any grownups.