Here you go Keith, just for you!

1. It comes from your favourite rag but one, The Daily Telegraph.

2. It was written by your old boss, Beardy.

3. It tells UK based christians to stop bleating on about persecution as it bears no resemblance whatsoever to the real persecution that people, christians included, suffer. Attempts to confuse the word Christian into stories of real persecution in order to highlight UK and USA "persecution" is something that seems to worry him as much as it does me.

I agree with him on many points, Especially putting the senile old fool Carey in his place.

Never thought I'd say that about someone who failed to bring his discredited organisation into the real world. His successor is having a stab this week though regarding women. His "stop attacking gays" stance though is shallow whilst ever he opposes the rights of gay people. Full stop.

Beardy cuts the crap