I heard this version on Spotify:

I DON'T WANT TO BE A SOLDIER
As recorded by Fitzrovia Chorus & John Mealing on "Songs from the Great War" (2009)

I don't want to be a soldier.
I don't want to go to war.
I'd rather stay at home,
Around the streets to roam,
And live on the earnings of a lady typist.
I don't want a bayonet up me arsehole.
I don't want me bollocks shot away.
I'd rather stay in England,
In merry, merry England,
And fornicate my bleeding life away.

[repeat]