Don't Fear the Jello


Thanksgiving has come
Here, but soon it's gone
Seasons don't fear the jello
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
(We can be like they are)

Come on baby
(Don't fear the jello)
Baby take my hand
(Don't fear the jello)
We'll be able to fly
(Don't fear the jello)
Baby I'm your man

La, la la, la la
La, la la, la la

Halloween is done
Here but now they're gone
Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity
(Eating their lemon jello)

40,000 men and women every day
(Like Romeo and Juliet)
40,000 men and women every day
(Redefine good dessert)
Another 40,000 coming every day
(We can eat what they are)

Come on baby
(Don't fear the jello)
Baby take my hand
(Don't fear the jello)
We'll be able to fly
(Don't fear the jello)
Baby I'm your man

La, la la, la la
La, la la, la la

Love of two is one
Here but now they're gone

Came the last night of sadness
And it was clear she couldn't eat on
Then the fridge door opened and jello appeared
They dished it out and it disappeared
Their buttons flew and bellies appeared
(Saying, "Please me out now")

Come on baby
(And she had no room)
And she ate dessert
(Then they started to sigh)
They looked downward and said goodbye
(She had become like they are)
At their receding waistlines
(She had become like they are)

Come on baby
(Don't fear the jello)