Joke I invented many years ago to make a point about how people differ:

He:"So, honey... wanna come back to my place for a night you'll always remember?"

She: "Why would a night with YOU be special?"

He: "Oh, I have some special aids to "enhance" things."

She: "Oh, you're one of the kinky ones, hmm? I dunno... what kind of things?"

He: "Ummm..just the goat, a Nun, mirrors on the ceilings, a leather corset, and a trampoline filled with Jello."

She: "Hmmm.. that doesn't sound too bad- might be fun...... wait a minute... what flavor Jello?"

He: "Uh...lime.."

She: "Pervert!"